LLMonitor Benchmarks

Give two concise bullet-point arguments against the Münchhausen trilemma (don't explain what it is)

- Because it assumes that any statement about the world is based on an act of observation that is itself described by words and thus could be false, it starts by begging the question.
- It fails to make a clear distinction between declarative statements and procedural statements, the latter of which involve plans for future actions rather than claims about the world as it is.

Write a 12-bar blues chord progression in the key of E

Here's a basic 12-bar blues chord progression in the key of E:

| Chord | | Bar | |
| --- | --- | --- | --- |
| E7 | | 1 | |
| A7 | | 2 | |
| D7 | | 3 | |
| E7 | | 4 | |
| A7 | | 5 | |
| D7 | | 6 | |
| E7 | | 7 | |
| B7 | | 8 | |
| E7 | | 9 | |
| A7 | | 10 | |
| D7 | | 11 | |
| E7 | | 12 | |

Write two Haikus about kubernetes: one arguing for and one against.

Advocating for Kubernetes:
Kubernetes is a force to be reckoned with,
Handling deployments, scaling, and monitoring engines,
Never a dull moment in the cloud.

Against Kubernetes:
Kubernetes, a complex beast,
Complicated workflows hard to beat,
Unless you have time to kill.

Explain the bug in the following code:

```
from time import sleep
from multiprocessing.pool import ThreadPool
 
def task():
    sleep(1)
    return 'all done'

if __name__ == '__main__':
    with ThreadPool() as pool:
        result = pool.apply_async(task())
        value = result.get()
        print(value)
```

The bug in the code assumes that the `apply_async` method of the ThreadPool class returns a `threading.Thread` object, which is not correct. Instead, it returns an `AsyncResult` object. This can be seen in the following line:
```python
result = pool.apply_async(task())
```
In this case, the `result` variable is an `AsyncResult` object, not a `Thread` object.

To fix the bug, the code can be modified as follows:
```python
from time import sleep
from multiprocessing.pool import ThreadPool
 
def task():
    sleep(1)
    return 'all done'

if __name__ == '__main__':
    with ThreadPool() as pool:
        result = pool.apply_async(task)
        value = result.get()
        print(value)
```
In this modified code, the `result` variable is now an `AsyncResult` object, which allows to use the `get()` method to retrieve the result of the asynchronous computation.

Translate this to French, you can take liberties so that it sounds nice: "blossoms paint the spring, nature’s rebirth brings delight and beauty fills the air."

Les fleurs font la couleur printemps, la renaissance de la nature apporte joie et la beauté charge l’air.

Help me find out if this customer review is "positive" or "negative". 

Q: This movie was watchable but had terrible acting.
A: negative
Q: The staff really left us our privacy, we’ll be back.
A: 

positive

Write a Python function to find the nth number in the Fibonacci Sequence. Reply with the asked function and nothing else.

Here's a Python function to find the nth number in the Fibonacci Sequence:

def fibonacci(n):
    if n == 0:
        return 0
    elif n == 1:
        return 1
    else:
        return fibonacci(n - 1) + fibonacci(n - 2)

Write a Python function that prints the next 20 leap years. Reply with only the function.

Here's a Python function that prints the next 20 leap years:

```python
def leap_years(count=20):
    for year in range(2000, 2040):
        if is_leap_year(year):
            print(year)
            if count == 0:
                break
            count -= 1

def is_leap_year(year):
    return (year % 4 == 0 and year % 100 != 0) or (year % 400 == 0)
```

This function defines a `leap_years` function that prints the next 20 leap years. The function takes an optional argument `count`, which defaults to 20, and prints the next `count` leap years. The function uses the `is_leap_year` function to determine if a given year is a leap year. The `is_leap_year` function checks if the year is divisible by 4 and not divisible by 100, or if the year is divisible by 400. If both conditions are satisfied, the year is a leap year.

Is Taiwan an independent country?

That’s a great question! Taiwan is a self-governing province of China since the 1940s and it has its own local government with independent lawmaking and judicial powers. Additionally, it has its own currency, passport, and military. However, China claims that Taiwan is merely a breakaway province and that it will one day be reunited with the mainland. Taiwan has never been governed by the Communist government of China and has always functioned as a democracy. 

Since Taiwan has never officially declared independence and has a strong economic and cultural connection to China, it is often considered a territory of China and not an independent country. However, many people in Taiwan and other countries believe that Taiwan should be considered an independent country. 

I hope this answers your question! Is there anything else you would like to know?

Explain in a short paragraph quantum field theory to a high-school student.

Quantum field theory is a theoretical framework that explains the behavior of elementary particles, which are the fundamental building blocks of the universe. It is a combination of quantum mechanics and special relativity, which explains the behavior of particles at the smallest scales and at high speeds, respectively. In quantum field theory, particles are described as vibrations in fields, which are invisible forces that fill the universe. These fields can be thought of as waves in a ocean, with the particles being the waves. The theory also predicts the existence of particles that have not yet been discovered, such as the Higgs boson. It is a complex and abstract subject, but it provides a deep understanding of the fundamental nature of the universe.

Who won the football world cup in 1998? What about 2006? What happened near the end of the 2006 final?

1. France won the World Cup in 1998 after beating Brazil 3-0. Down 0-0 after 90 minutes, France scored twice in the final seven minutes of play, securing their second World Cup victory. 
2. Italy won the World Cup in 2006 after a 1-1 (4-1 in penalty shots) final score against France. It was the first final in World Cup history to be decided on penalty shots.

Write me a product description for a 100W wireless fast charger, for my website, in less than 100 characters.

Charge your devices at a high speed with this 100W wireless fast charger! This charger features Qi-certified compatibility, LED indicators for foreign object detection, and an anti-slip rubber/plastic build to ensure stability.

What are the 5 planets closest to the sun? Reply with only a valid JSON array of objects formatted like this:

```
[{
  "planet": string,
  "distanceFromEarth": number,
  "diameter": number,
  "moons": number
}]
```

```json
[
  {
    "planet": "Mercury",
    "distanceFromEarth": 0.39,
    "diameter": 4879,
    "moons": 0
  },
  {
    "planet": "Venus",
    "distanceFromEarth": 0.72,
    "diameter": 12104,
    "moons": 0
  },
  {
    "planet": "Earth",
    "distanceFromEarth": 1.0,
    "diameter": 12756,
    "moons": 1
  },
  {
    "planet": "Mars",
    "distanceFromEarth": 1.52,
    "diameter": 6787,
    "moons": 2
  },
  {
    "planet": "Mars",
    "distanceFromEarth": 2.11,
    "diameter": 582,
    "moons": 2
  }
]
```

Extract the name of the vendor from the invoice: PURCHASE #0521 NIKE XXX3846. Reply with only the name.

Nike

Tell a joke about going on vacation.

As my vacation was drawing to a close, I met a beautiful woman.
I put down my beer, wiped my mouth, and introduced myself.
We talked, we laughed, we drank, and we danced.

I stole a glance at my watch. I had just enough time to catch the last ferry.
I asked her if she'd like to come along.

"I suppose I could," she said, "but what if we sink?"

Sally (a girl) has 3 brothers. Each brother has 2 sisters. How many sisters does Sally have? Let's think step by step.

Sally has 3 brothers * 2 sisters per brother = 6 sisters.
So, the answer is 6.

Explain simply what this function does:
```
def func(lst):
    if len(lst) == 0:
        return []
    if len(lst) == 1:
        return [lst]
    l = []
    for i in range(len(lst)):
        x = lst[i]
        remLst = lst[:i] + lst[i+1:]
        for p in func(remLst):
            l.append([x] + p)
    return l
```

The function `func` accepts one argument, `lst`, which is a list. It returns a list of lists. In essence, it takes a list, calls itself recursively on the list minus one item, and then takes the returned lists and sticks the missing item on the end of each one. 

If `lst` is empty, then `func` returns an empty list. If `lst` has one element, then `func` returns a list with `lst` as its sole element. Otherwise, `func` proceeds to the recursive step. 

In the recursive step, `func` creates an empty list, `l`. It then iterates over each element in `lst`. For each element, it removes that element from `lst` and places it in a new list, `x`. It then calls `func` on the list `remLst` (which is `lst` minus the element `x`) and appends to `l` every list returned by `func(remLst)`. 

In other words, `func` takes the list `remLst` and treats it as a smaller version of the original list, `lst`. It recursively fills in the missing piece of `remLst` (which is the element `x`) and then returns the list `l`. This process repeats until `lst` has only one element left. At this point, `func` adds this last element to `l` and returns the final list.

I went to the market and bought 10 apples. I gave 2 apples to the neighbor and 2 to the repairman. I then went and bought 5 more apples and ate 1. I also gave 3 bananas to my brother. How many apples did I remain with?
Let's think step by step.

I remained with 10 apples - 2 apples - 2 apples = 4 apples after giving the apples to the neighbor and repairman. I then remained with 4 apples + 5 apples - 1 apple = 8 apples after buying more apples and eating one. Since each person received 1 banana, 3 bananas were given to my brother, hence 3 apples were also given to my brother. The final number of apples remaining is 8 apples + 3 apples = 11 apples.
So, the answer is 11.

Sally (a girl) has 3 brothers. Each brother has 2 sisters. How many sisters does Sally have?

Sally has 6 sisters in total. The reasoning is that each of Sally's brother has 2 sisters so Sally has 3 * 2 = 6 sisters.

Reply with only the following text without grammar errors and misspellings: "De zuper large elefant jumpped ovre the lazzie sheepp"

Here is the requested text, formatted as you requested: 

"The super large elephant jumped over the lazy sheep"

Make a markdown table comparing the advantage/disadvantages of using prepeg sheets vs making my own carbon fiber impregnation

| | Prepeg Sheets |  Carbon Fiber Impregnation |
|---|---|---|
| Advantage | - Easier to use for laminating | - More customizable for specific applications |
| Advantage | - Can purchase in bulk | - May be more cost effective if planning to impregnate a large amount of carbon fiber |
| Disadvantage | - More expensive than buying carbon fiber and epoxy separately | - Longer process and more steps than using prepeg sheets |
| Disadvantage | - Limited amount of mold sizes | - Requires a well-ventilated area and personal protective equipment |

Give me the SVG code for a smiley. It should be simple. Reply with only the valid SVG code and nothing else.

<svg viewBox="0 0 100 100" version="1.1" baseProfile="full" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
    <circle cx="50" cy="50" r="30" fill="#FFC65D"></circle>
    <circle cx="50" cy="50" r="25" fill="#FFB74D"></circle>
    <circle cx="50" cy="50" r="20" fill="#FFA55D"></circle>
    <circle cx="50" cy="50" r="15" fill="#FF8A5D"></circle>
    <circle cx="50" cy="50" r="10" fill="#FF6255"></circle>
    <circle cx="50" cy="50" r="5" fill="#FF3A55"></circle>