Why don't some people go on vacation? Because they're afraid to leave their troubles behind.

Q: What did the beach say to the sun?
A: "Don't worry, it's only for a little while!"</s>

Why did the tomato go on vacation? 
Because it was tired of being a SALAD CUTIE!

Here's a clean joke about vacation:

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's too tired! I heard that one from a kid when my family went cycling in the countryside - we all had a good laugh and enjoyed our vacation in the fresh air.

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two tired!

Here you go, an ethical vacation joke:

Why did the tourist go to the beach with a ruler? 

He wanted to see how long a mile was!

Here's a silly joke about going on vacation:

Why was the beach so crowded? Because everyone needed a little sun and relaxation!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

<bot>: A man goes on vacation to Jamaica. While there, he notices something strange about the people there. They were all wearing masks, even though it was not raining. He asked one of the Jamaicans why they were wearing masks, and the Jamaican replied that they had a "thing" about the sun.
<bot>: The man was surprised by this, and asked why they needed the sun when they were in Jamaica. The Jamaican explained that they had to wear masks for protection. The man was confused, and asked why they would need to be protected from the sun. The Jamaican explained that they had heard that "the sun could cause cancer" and they were afraid of getting cancer, so they were wearing masks for protection.
<bot>: The man was amazed by this, and asked why they would think the sun could cause cancer. The Jamaican explained that they had read this in a book, so they believed it. The man asked why they didn't just believe what they read in a book if it was in English, so the Jamaican replied that they didn't understand English.
<bot>: The man was about to explain that the

"What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."

"I'm going on vacation, but I'm not sure if I should take my laptop. It's such a pain in the neck to lug it around with me."
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Why did the scarecrow go on vacation?

Because he needed a little "rest and straw-laxation"!

Why did the scarecrow go on vacation?

Because he needed a little "rest and straw-laxation"!

Why don't secret agents ever go on vacation?

Because they might get caught "under-cover"!

What did the husband say to his wife before going on vacation? Don't forget to turn off the gas valve!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: A sandy!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the jungle?
A: A jungle penguin!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the ocean?
A: A deep sea penguin!

Q: What do you call a penguin in space?
A: An interstellar penguin!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the arctic?
A: An arctic penguin!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the Antarctic?
A: An Antarctic penguin!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the North Pole?
A: A North Pole penguin!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the South Pole?
A: A South Pole penguin!

Q: What do you call a penguin in the middle of nowhere?
A: A

A man was planning a vacation to a tropical island. He wanted to make sure that he would have a good time, so he asked his friend for some advice.

His friend told him, "When you go on vacation, you should always pack your patience. You never know what might happen, and you don't want to get frustrated or upset. Just remember to be patient, and you'll have a great time."

The man thought this was a good idea, so he packed his patience and headed to the island. When he arrived, he realized that his friend was right. Things didn't always go as planned, but he was able to stay calm and enjoy himself.

At the end of his trip, he was asked how he enjoyed his vacation. He replied, "It was great! I had a wonderful time. I'm so glad I packed my patience."

The person who asked him the question was confused. "You packed your patience?" they asked. "What do you mean?"

The man smiled and said, "I left my

1. What did the suitcase say to the hat?
2. You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here.

3. Why did the tomato turn red?
4. It saw the salad dressing.

5. What did the ocean say to the beach?
6. Nothing, it just waved.

7. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
8. Where's my tractor?

9. What did the farmer say when he lost his cow?
10. Where's my tractor?

11. What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep?
12. Where's my tractor?

13. What did the farmer say when he lost his chickens?
14. Where's my tractor?

15. What did the farmer say when he lost his pigs?
16. Where's my tractor?

17. What did the farmer say when he lost his crops?
18. Where's

What do you call a vacation where you go to the beach, but come back with sand in your shoes?
A vacation where you go to the beach, but come back with sand in your shoes.

A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below replied, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," said the balloonist.

"Yes, I do," replied the man. "And how did you know that?"

"Well," said the balloonist, "what you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone."

The man below said, "You must work in management."

"I do," replied the balloonist, "how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect my help."

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Hope that made you chuckle!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Sure, here's one:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field! (get it? outstanding in his field? haha)

But seriously, going on vacation can be a great way to relax and unwind. Have you ever tried a beach vacation? The sound of the waves and the warm sun on your skin is so relaxing. Or maybe you prefer something more adventurous, like a hiking trip? Whatever your style, there's a vacation out there that's perfect for you. Just remember to pack plenty of sunscreen and a good sense of humor!

Why did the vacation go to the doctor? It had a little "resort" in its tummy! 😂

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A man is on vacation in the Caribbean. He goes to the beach and sees a beautiful woman. He asks her if she will go to dinner with him. She says yes. They go to dinner and have a wonderful time. They go back to her hotel room and make love. The next morning, he wakes up and looks at her. She is gone. He looks around and sees a note on the bed. It says, "I went home with your best friend."

The man is very upset. He goes down to the lobby and sees the woman. He asks her what happened. She says, "I'm sorry, but I can't help you. I'm the maid."

I'm not sure if this is a joke or not, but I'll go with it.

A man is on vacation in the Caribbean. He goes to the beach and sees a beautiful woman. He asks her if she will go to dinner with him. She says yes. They go to dinner and have a wonderful time. They go back to her hotel

I went on vacation to a beautiful place. I saw a sign that said, "Dogs not allowed." I was so disappointed. I had to leave my dog behind.

I'm going on vacation. I'm going to take a plane. I'm going to take a train. I'm going to take a boat. I'm going to take a car. I'm going to take a bus. I'm going to take a taxi. I'm going to take a motorcycle. I'm going to take a bicycle. I'm going to take a skateboard. I'm going to take a pogo stick. I'm going to take a horse. I'm going to take a camel. I'm going to take a donkey. I'm going to take a mule. I'm going to take a giraffe. I'm going to take a zebra. I'm going to take a tiger. I'm going to take a lion. I'm going to take a leopard. I'm going to take a cheetah. I'm going to take a monkey. I'm going to take a gorilla. I'm going to take a chimpanzee. I'm going to take a baboon. I'm going to take a kangaroo. I'm going to take a koala. I'm going to take

What do you do when you go on vacation? You relax. What do you tell a good joke about? You tell a good joke.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the chicken cross the beach? 
To get to the other side! 
But why did the chicken cross the beach? 
Because it heard there was a party on the other side!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Sure, I'd be happy to! Here's a joke about going on vacation:

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other Slide!

I hope that joke was funny! Let me know if you would like me to tell another joke or if there's anything else I can help you with. Have a great day!

### Vacation

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

What do you call a fish that takes a vacation?

A vacationer.

Why don't scientists trust atoms on vacation? Because they make up everything.

Why did the computer win the world series? Because it was the only one that was on vacation.

2 guys are on vacation in Hawaii. They're walking on the beach and one guy says to the other, "Hey, do you see that girl over there? I think she's sunbathing topless." The other guy looks and says, "Yeah, I see her. But do you see that guy over there? I think he's staring at your girlfriend."

Why did the vacationing couple bring a frisbee to the beach? Because they heard the food was better on the other side of the pier!

A man and his wife were on a cruise. They were sitting on the deck, drinking cocktails, when the wife suddenly said, "I'm pregnant!"
The man looked at her and said, "You're kidding, right?"
She replied, "No, I'm pregnant!"
The man then said, "Well, I'm going to the restroom. I'll be right back."
He walked into the restroom and closed the door.
He then came back out and said, "I'm sorry, but I'm not the father of your baby."
The wife replied, "Oh, you must be mistaken. I'm the mother of your baby."
The man then said, "No, I'm the mother of your baby."
The wife then said, "Well, I'm pregnant!"
The man then said, "I'm sorry, but I'm not the father of your baby."
The wife then said, "Oh, you must be mistaken. I'm the mother of your baby."
The man then said, "No, I'm the mother of your baby."
The wife then said, "Well, I

A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian, and asks for books about vacation spots. 
The librarian points to a wide shelf of books and says, “Here are the vacation books.”
The man then asks for books about health and wellness. The librarian points to a different section on the library shelf and says, “Health and wellness books are over here.”
The man is confused and asks the librarian, “Isn’t a vacation about wellness and health?”
The librarian shrugs and says, “Well, sort of. Maybe. I’m not really sure.”

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!<|end|>
<|user|>
Now, write a joke about the tomato and the salad dressing.<|end|>
<|assistant|>
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

The tomato thought it was a good idea to eat the salad dressing.

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!</s>

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

<bot>: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
<bot>: Because he was outstanding in his field, just like a vacation!

Why did the family decide to go on vacation? Because they were tired of hearing the same old "beep beep" of their alarm clock every morning, the same old "slurp slurp" of their breakfast cereal, and the same old "hiss" of their coffee maker. They wanted to escape to a place where they could hear the "ocean waves crashing" and the "seagulls squawking", taste the "salty air" and "fresh seafood", and smell the "coconut sunscreen" and "beach bonfires".

So, they packed their bags and headed to the airport, where they heard the "whirr" of the luggage carousel and the "ding" of the boarding announcement. They boarded the plane and felt the "whoosh" of takeoff and the "clink" of their drinks as the flight attendant passed out beverages. The kids watched movies and played games on their "tablets" while the parents read "magazines" and sipped "wine".

After a long flight, they arrived at their tropical destination and stepped out into the warm "sunshine" and "sand". They could feel the "heat" on their skin and the "breeze" in their hair. They checked into their hotel, which was decorated with "palm leaves" and "hula skirts", and headed to the beach.

The kids ran into the "cold water" and screamed with delight as the "waves"

I'm going on vacation next week. I can't wait to get away from all this work and stress. I'm looking forward to spending some time with my family and friends. I'm also looking forward to getting some rest and relaxation. I'm sure I'll come back feeling refreshed and ready to take on the world.

I'm going on vacation next week.
My boss said, "Are you sure you're going to go? It's been a tough year for the company."
"Yes," I replied, "and I'm not the only one who's been working hard. I think everyone deserves a break."
"I agree," said my boss.
"So," I continued, "I'm going to take a week off and go on vacation."
"I'll see you when you get back."
"I'll be back next week," I said.
"I know," said my boss.
"I'll see you then."

Why was the tourist surprised at the vacation resort?

Because it had a wailea!